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Kitchen · since 1993

Kitchen Staples

Kitchen Staples. In stock forever. Ships never.

★ 4.28 seller rating · 30 items · 0 shipped, ever
Bamboo Spatula
Bamboo Spatula
$7.99
★ 3.3 · 5,791 sold · 3 watching
Open box
Black Aluminium Cup
−16%
Black Aluminium Cup
$5.99$7.10
★ 4.5 · 23,929 sold · 61 watching
For parts
Black Whisk
−10%
Black Whisk
$9.99$11.13
★ 3.9 · 47,887 sold · 21 watching
Open box
Boxed Blender
Boxed Blender
$39.99
★ 4.6 · 32,501 sold · 69 watching
For parts
Carbon Steel Wok
Carbon Steel Wok
$29.99
★ 4.1 · 23,420 sold · 42 watching
New
Chopping Board
−8%
Chopping Board
$12.99$14.12
★ 3.7 · 29,217 sold · 69 watching
For parts
Citrus Squeezer Yellow
−12%
Citrus Squeezer Yellow
$8.99$10.23
★ 4.6 · 41,729 sold · 29 watching
For parts
Egg Slicer
−15%
Egg Slicer
$6.99$8.20
★ 3.1 · 21,086 sold · 86 watching
Used — excellent
Electric Stove
−14%
Electric Stove
$49.99$58.15
★ 4.1 · 48,030 sold · 28 watching
Used — excellent
Fine Mesh Strainer
Fine Mesh Strainer
$9.99
★ 3.0 · 23,171 sold · 7 watching
Open box
Fork
−8%
Fork
$3.99$4.34
★ 3.1 · 32,315 sold · 83 watching
Open box
Glass
Glass
$4.99
★ 4.0 · 15,156 sold · 54 watching
New
Grater Black
Grater Black
$10.99
★ 3.2 · 29,367 sold · 49 watching
Open box
Hand Blender
−17%
Hand Blender
$34.99$42.17
★ 3.9 · 36,391 sold · 49 watching
Open box
Ice Cube Tray
Ice Cube Tray
$5.99
★ 4.7 · 18,128 sold · 80 watching
New
Kitchen Sieve
−19%
Kitchen Sieve
$7.99$9.85
★ 3.1 · 35,180 sold · 22 watching
New
Knife
−19%
Knife
$14.99$18.47
★ 3.3 · 7,881 sold · 87 watching
For parts
Lunch Box
−10%
Lunch Box
$12.99$14.49
★ 4.9 · 3,925 sold · 49 watching
For parts
Microwave Oven
−12%
Microwave Oven
$89.99$102.41
★ 4.8 · 40,566 sold · 26 watching
Used — excellent
Mug Tree Stand
−9%
Mug Tree Stand
$15.99$17.62
★ 2.6 · 7,646 sold · 74 watching
Used — excellent
Pan
Pan
$24.99
★ 2.8 · 38,463 sold · 79 watching
Open box
Plate
Plate
$3.99
★ 3.7 · 18,569 sold · 27 watching
For parts
Red Tongs
−15%
Red Tongs
$6.99$8.18
★ 4.4 · 18,338 sold · 6 watching
Used — excellent
Silver Pot With Glass Cap
Silver Pot With Glass Cap
$39.99
★ 3.2 · 36,992 sold · 70 watching
New
Slotted Turner
−13%
Slotted Turner
$8.99$10.38
★ 3.4 · 11,307 sold · 21 watching
Open box
Spice Rack
−12%
Spice Rack
$19.99$22.74
★ 4.9 · 44,788 sold · 26 watching
New
Spoon
Spoon
$4.99
★ 4.0 · 19,674 sold · 8 watching
Used — excellent
Tray
Tray
$16.99
★ 4.6 · 4,896 sold · 10 watching
New
Wooden Rolling Pin
−10%
Wooden Rolling Pin
$11.99$13.29
★ 2.9 · 9,639 sold · 3 watching
Open box
Yellow Peeler
−12%
Yellow Peeler
$5.99$6.84
★ 4.2 · 11,502 sold · 46 watching
Used — excellent