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Pan
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Pan

★ 2.8 · 1,703 reviews · Open box · 79 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$24.99
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The Pan is a versatile and essential cookware item for frying, sautéing, and cooking various dishes. Its non-stick coating ensures easy food release and cleanup.

  • SKU KIT-BRD-PRD-068
  • 8 oz
  • 17.14×21.7×25.75 cm
  • 1 year warranty
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· Michael Johnson

Highly impressed!

· Adrian Flores

Highly recommended!

· Nicholas Bailey

Not as described!

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