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Red Tongs
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Red Tongs

★ 4.4 · 1,741 reviews · Used — excellent · 6 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$6.99
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The Red Tongs are versatile kitchen tongs suitable for various cooking and serving tasks. Their vibrant color adds a pop of excitement to your kitchen utensils.

  • SKU KIT-BRD-TON-070
  • 7 oz
  • 22.86×26.2×17 cm
  • No warranty
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· Xavier Wright

Very satisfied!

· Stella Hughes

Highly recommended!

· Jaxon Barnes

Excellent quality!

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