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Fork

★ 3.1 · 1,513 reviews · Open box · 83 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$3.99
$4.34
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The Fork is a classic utensil for various dining and serving purposes. Its durable and ergonomic design makes it a reliable choice for everyday use.

  • SKU KIT-BRD-FOR-058
  • 9 oz
  • 12.3×25.91×22.57 cm
  • No warranty
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· Elena Baker

Highly impressed!

· Avery Scott

Very satisfied!

· Mateo Perez

Would not buy again!

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