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Hand Blender
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Hand Blender

★ 3.9 · 1,570 reviews · Open box · 49 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$34.99
$42.17
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The Hand Blender is a versatile kitchen appliance for blending, pureeing, and mixing. Its compact design and powerful motor make it a convenient tool for various recipes.

  • SKU KIT-BRD-HAN-061
  • 5 oz
  • 27.31×21×24.27 cm
  • 1 year warranty
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· Hazel Evans

Excellent quality!

· Hannah Howard

Highly impressed!

· Jonathan Pierce

Would not buy again!

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