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Tray
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Tray

★ 4.6 · 1,836 reviews · New · 10 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$16.99
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The Tray is a functional and decorative item for serving snacks, appetizers, or drinks. Its stylish design makes it a versatile accessory for entertaining guests.

  • SKU KIT-BRD-TRA-075
  • 10 oz
  • 12.7×7.52×9.72 cm
  • 5 year warranty
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Starting bid $16.99.
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· Samantha Howard

Fast shipping!

· Benjamin Wilson

Very disappointed!

· Caleb Nelson

Excellent quality!

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