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Carbon Steel Wok
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Carbon Steel Wok

★ 4.1 · 1,399 reviews · New · 42 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$29.99
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The Carbon Steel Wok is a versatile cooking pan suitable for stir-frying, sautéing, and deep frying. Its sturdy construction ensures even heat distribution for delicious meals.

  • SKU KIT-BRD-CAR-052
  • 2 oz
  • 27.69×7.54×10.11 cm
  • 2 year warranty
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· Nolan Bryant

Excellent quality!

· Luna Perez

Highly impressed!

· Noah Lewis

Very satisfied!

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