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Terms of Use

Last update: 2026-09-13

By using Dopomine you agree this is entertainment, not commerce. Charged stays $0.00.

Simulator only

Dopomine is a parody shopping simulator. Nothing is sold, shipped, or billed. Product names, photos, prices, sellers, and reviews are fictional or sourced from public demo catalogs for atmosphere. Do not treat listings as real offers.

No accounts, no warranty

There are no user accounts. We do not guarantee uptime, accuracy, or that your cart will survive clearing browser data. Mystery boxes, tracking maps, auctions, and seller replies are theater.

Reviews and shared content

If you post a review, you grant the site permission to display it anonymously to other visitors. Do not post personal data, hate speech, or anything you need to keep private. There is no delete button on shared reviews.

Fake Bet and other minigames

Games like Fake Bet use imaginary currency. Wins and losses are cosmetic. They are not gambling with real money and cannot be cashed out.

Acceptable use

Use Dopomine for personal entertainment. Do not scrape the catalog at abusive rates, attempt to break the review API, or misrepresent the site as a real store to third parties.

Changes

These terms may change as the project evolves. The date at the top of this page is the last update we noted in the repo.