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Egg Slicer
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Egg Slicer

★ 3.1 · 1,456 reviews · Used — excellent · 86 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$6.99
$8.20
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The Egg Slicer is a convenient tool for slicing boiled eggs evenly. It's perfect for salads, sandwiches, and other dishes where sliced eggs are desired.

  • SKU KIT-BRD-SLI-055
  • 2 oz
  • 10.81×19.15×13.18 cm
  • 1 week warranty
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· Harper Garcia

Very dissatisfied!

· Lily Torres

Very happy with my purchase!

· Tyler Davis

Not worth the price!

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