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Plate
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Plate

★ 3.7 · 1,722 reviews · For parts · 27 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
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The Plate is a classic and essential dishware item for serving meals. Its durable and stylish design makes it suitable for everyday use or special occasions.

  • SKU KIT-BRD-PLA-069
  • 4 oz
  • 16.46×5.39×13.15 cm
  • 1 year warranty
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· Mia Miller

Disappointing product!

· Henry Adams

Great product!

· Nora Russell

Excellent quality!

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