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Tissue Paper Box
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🛒 Pantry Direct

Tissue Paper Box

★ 2.7 · 1,190 reviews · For parts · 77 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$2.49
$2.87
you pay $0.00

Convenient tissue paper box for everyday use, providing soft and absorbent tissues.

  • SKU GRO-BRD-TIS-041
  • 1 oz
  • 18.75×17.58×12.43 cm
  • No warranty
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🚚 Standard: 4–20 hours a step. Express: 10–300 minutes. Teleport: 2–60 minutes. Still doesn't arrive.
↩️ Returns: unnecessary.
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· Ariana Ross

Not as described!

· Carter Baker

Fast shipping!

· Penelope Harper

Great value for money!

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