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Beef Steak
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🛒 Pantry Direct

Beef Steak

★ 4.5 · 734 reviews · For parts · 63 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$12.99
$14.37
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High-quality beef steak, great for grilling or cooking to your preferred level of doneness.

  • SKU GRO-BRD-BEE-017
  • 10 oz
  • 18.9×5.77×18.57 cm
  • 3 year warranty
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· Eleanor Tyler

Would not recommend!

· Alexander Jones

Fast shipping!

· Natalie Harris

Great value for money!

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