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Chicken Meat
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Chicken Meat

★ 3.2 · 772 reviews · Open box · 17 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$9.99
$11.58
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Fresh and tender chicken meat, suitable for various culinary preparations.

  • SKU GRO-BRD-CHI-019
  • 1 oz
  • 11.03×22.11×16.01 cm
  • 1 year warranty
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· Mateo Bennett

Great product!

· Jackson Evans

Highly recommended!

· Sadie Morales

Not worth the price!

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