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Table Lamp
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Table Lamp

★ 3.6 · 1,304 reviews · Used — excellent · 56 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$49.99
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The Table Lamp is a functional and decorative lighting solution for your living space. With a modern design, it provides both ambient and task lighting, enhancing the atmosphere.

  • SKU HOM-BRD-TAB-047
  • 4 oz
  • 8.98×13.41×5.65 cm
  • 3 months warranty
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· Benjamin Foster

Excellent quality!

· Sophia Jones

Would not recommend!

· Natalie Harris

Awesome product!

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