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Annibale Colombo Sofa
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🛋️ Annibale Colombo

Annibale Colombo Sofa

★ 3.9 · 639 reviews · Open box · 43 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$2,499.99
$2,920.55
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The Annibale Colombo Sofa is a sophisticated and comfortable seating option, featuring exquisite design and premium upholstery for your living room.

  • SKU FUR-ANN-ANN-012
  • 6 oz
  • 12.75×20.55×19.06 cm
  • Lifetime warranty
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· Christian Perez

Very unhappy with my purchase!

· Lillian Bishop

Fast shipping!

· Lillian Simmons

Poor quality!

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