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Bedside Table African Cherry
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Bedside Table African Cherry

★ 2.9 · 658 reviews · Used — excellent · 84 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$299.99
$370.77
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The Bedside Table in African Cherry is a stylish and functional addition to your bedroom, providing convenient storage space and a touch of elegance.

  • SKU FUR-FUR-BED-013
  • 2 oz
  • 13.47×24.99×27.35 cm
  • 5 year warranty
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· Aaliyah Hanson

Excellent quality!

· Liam Smith

Excellent quality!

· Avery Barnes

Highly recommended!

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