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Rice
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🛒 Pantry Direct

Rice

★ 3.2 · 1,133 reviews · New · 12 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$5.99
$6.60
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High-quality rice, a staple for various cuisines and a versatile base for many dishes.

  • SKU GRO-BRD-RIC-038
  • 5 oz
  • 17.21×9.88×17.16 cm
  • 6 months warranty
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Time left 3h 12m
Starting bid $5.99.
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· Sophia Brown

Would buy again!

· Grace Perry

Very satisfied!

· Cameron Burke

Very disappointed!

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