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Red Nail Polish
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💄 Nail Couture

Red Nail Polish

★ 4.3 · 506 reviews · Open box · 21 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$8.99
$10.15
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The Red Nail Polish offers a rich and glossy red hue for vibrant and polished nails. With a quick-drying formula, it provides a salon-quality finish at home.

  • SKU BEA-NAI-NAI-005
  • 8 oz
  • 21.63×16.48×29.84 cm
  • 1 month warranty
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· Benjamin Wilson

Poor quality!

· Liam Smith

Great product!

· Clara Berry

Very unhappy with my purchase!

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