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Red Lipstick
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💄 Chic Cosmetics

Red Lipstick

★ 4.4 · 487 reviews · Open box · 17 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$12.99
$14.79
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The Red Lipstick is a classic and bold choice for adding a pop of color to your lips. With a creamy and pigmented formula, it provides a vibrant and long-lasting finish.

  • SKU BEA-CHI-LIP-004
  • 1 oz
  • 18.11×28.38×22.17 cm
  • 3 year warranty
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· Liam Garcia

Great product!

· Ruby Andrews

Great product!

· Clara Berry

Would buy again!

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