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Essence Mascara Lash Princess
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Essence Mascara Lash Princess

★ 2.6 · 430 reviews · Open box · 25 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
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The Essence Mascara Lash Princess is a popular mascara known for its volumizing and lengthening effects. Achieve dramatic lashes with this long-lasting and cruelty-free formula.

  • SKU BEA-ESS-ESS-001
  • 4 oz
  • 15.14×13.08×22.99 cm
  • 1 week warranty
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· Eleanor Collins

Would not recommend!

· Lucas Gordon

Very satisfied!

· Eleanor Collins

Highly impressed!

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