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Gucci Bloom Eau de
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Gucci Bloom Eau de

★ 2.7 · 601 reviews · Used — excellent · 80 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$79.99
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Gucci Bloom by Gucci is a floral and captivating fragrance, with notes of tuberose, jasmine, and Rangoon creeper. It's a modern and romantic scent.

  • SKU FRA-GUC-GUC-010
  • 7 oz
  • 20.92×21.68×11.2 cm
  • 6 months warranty
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· Cameron Perez

Very dissatisfied!

· Daniel Cook

Very happy with my purchase!

· Addison Wright

Highly impressed!

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