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Fish Steak
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Fish Steak

★ 3.8 · 867 reviews · Open box · 79 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$14.99
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Quality fish steak, suitable for grilling, baking, or pan-searing.

  • SKU GRO-BRD-FIS-024
  • 6 oz
  • 14.95×26.31×11.27 cm
  • 1 month warranty
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↩️ Returns: unnecessary.
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· Caleb Perkins

Would not buy again!

· Isabella Jackson

Excellent quality!

· Nathan Dixon

Great value for money!

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