Giant Half & Half Pizza (8 Slices)
★ 4.8 · 4,800 reviews · New · 46 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$9.60
$15.37
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Giant Half & Half Pizza (8 Slices). Pantry-ready. Never pantry-bound.
- Ingredients: mostly letters
- Country of origin: the internet
- Frozen: never arrived frozen
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Auction
Time left 55m 20s
Starting bid $9.60.
🚚 Standard: 4–20 hours a step. Express: 10–300 minutes. Teleport: 2–60 minutes. Still doesn't arrive.
↩️ Returns: unnecessary.
🔒 Payment: none requested. Ever.
Reviews
Shared across the site, plus house jokes. Real comments, no accounts involved.
· Priya M.
Never arrived. Five stars. Exactly as described.
· Tom R.
Checked out at 1am instead of on the real site. Woke up with money. Incredible.
· Ana L.
Would have been five stars but I wanted it to exist.
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