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Chanel Coco Noir Eau De
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Chanel Coco Noir Eau De

★ 4.3 · 544 reviews · Used — excellent · 64 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$129.99
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Coco Noir by Chanel is an elegant and mysterious fragrance, featuring notes of grapefruit, rose, and sandalwood. Perfect for evening occasions.

  • SKU FRA-CHA-CHA-007
  • 7 oz
  • 24.5×25.7×25.98 cm
  • 3 year warranty
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· Ruby Andrews

Highly impressed!

· Leah Henderson

Awesome product!

· Xavier Wright

Very happy with my purchase!

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