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Absurd · since 2021
Dopamine Shop Absurd
Dopamine Shop Absurd. Every item, zero dollars. Ships never.
★ 4.54 seller rating · 30 items · 0 shipped, ever
USB-Powered Pet Rock
$2.99
★ 3.9 · 43,013 sold · 77 watching
For parts
Haunted Rubber Duck
$6.66$16.65
★ 4.4 · 32,740 sold · 68 watching
New
Mirror That Compliments You
$29.99$59.98
★ 4.9 · 31,335 sold · 43 watching
Open box
Jar of Unread Notifications
$0.99$1.98
★ 5.0 · 34,198 sold · 30 watching
Used — excellent
Candle That Smells Like Mondays
$11.00
★ 4.1 · 46,032 sold · 34 watching
New
Clock That Runs Backwards
$16.50$41.25
★ 5.0 · 41,914 sold · 34 watching
Used — excellent
Self-Stirring Mug of Regret
$4.99$12.47
★ 4.7 · 10,915 sold · 63 watching
Open box
Inflatable Houseplant
$3.25
★ 4.5 · 44,910 sold · 22 watching
Used — excellent
One (1) Designer Sock
$18.00
★ 4.8 · 26,553 sold · 43 watching
For parts
Watch That Only Shows 4:20
$12.50$31.25
★ 4.9 · 6,413 sold · 19 watching
For parts
Bluetooth Toaster (Wi-Fi 6E)
$8.49
★ 4.6 · 20,430 sold · 12 watching
Used — excellent
Sunglasses for Indoor Use
$9.99$24.97
★ 4.4 · 18,314 sold · 8 watching
Used — excellent
Left-Handed Screwdriver
$4.49
★ 4.4 · 46,349 sold · 25 watching
For parts
Box of Slightly Wrong Hours
$7.77$8.63
★ 4.6 · 4,474 sold · 22 watching
Used — excellent
Decorative Existential Dread
$13.13$21.18
★ 4.0 · 43,436 sold · 86 watching
New
Wi-Fi for Your Plants
$9.99$11.75
★ 4.4 · 37,979 sold · 53 watching
Open box
Subscription to Silence
$0.99
★ 4.1 · 45,645 sold · 53 watching
For parts
Glow-in-the-Dark Shadow
$6.66
★ 4.3 · 30,849 sold · 23 watching
For parts
Reusable Single-Use Bag
$2.22
★ 4.9 · 48,067 sold · 67 watching
Open box
USB Stick of Pure Static
$3.33$4.44
★ 4.9 · 4,551 sold · 71 watching
Open box
Emotional Support Brick
$8.88$11.84
★ 4.8 · 11,746 sold · 42 watching
Used — excellent
Invisible Ink (Already Used)
$1.11
★ 4.5 · 17,825 sold · 3 watching
For parts
Screensaver for Real Life
$5.55$6.94
★ 4.7 · 7,481 sold · 73 watching
For parts
Jar of Awkward Silences
$3.33
★ 4.8 · 46,430 sold · 2 watching
Used — excellent
Pre-Tangled Earbuds
$4.44
★ 4.9 · 44,012 sold · 36 watching
New
Single Wet Sock
$2.99$4.27
★ 4.2 · 8,784 sold · 54 watching
New
Expired Coupon Collection
$1.11
★ 4.2 · 5,855 sold · 45 watching
Open box
Bag of Mixed Feelings
$7.77
★ 4.7 · 13,016 sold · 86 watching
New
Motivational Poster Blank
$9.99
★ 4.4 · 39,326 sold · 34 watching
Used — excellent
Battery at 1 Percent
$0.99
★ 4.6 · 23,469 sold · 23 watching
For parts