Candle That Smells Like Mondays
★ 4.1 · 2,691 reviews · New · 34 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$11.00
you pay $0.00
Candle That Smells Like Mondays. Things nobody should sell. So we do.
- Proof: inconclusive
- Use case: confidential
- Statue manager: $0
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Auction
Time left 3h 57m
Starting bid $11.00.
🚚 Standard: 4–20 hours a step. Express: 10–300 minutes. Teleport: 2–60 minutes. Still doesn't arrive.
↩️ Returns: unnecessary.
🔒 Payment: none requested. Ever.
Reviews
Shared across the site, plus house jokes. Real comments, no accounts involved.
· Priya M.
Never arrived. Five stars. Exactly as described.
· Tom R.
Checked out at 1am instead of on the real site. Woke up with money. Incredible.
· Ana L.
Would have been five stars but I wanted it to exist.
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