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Absurd · since 2025
Dopamina Absurd
Dopamina Absurd. Imported dopamine, ships never.
★ 4.38 seller rating · 26 items · 0 shipped, ever

Planet Mars Property Deed
$188,461,538,461.54$288,461,538,461.54
★ 5.0 · 538 sold · 82 watching
Used — excellent

Historic Medieval Castle in Scotland
$9,230,769.23$12,500,000
★ 4.9 · 9,041 sold · 47 watching
For parts

Deep Exploration Personal Submarine
$1,826,923.08$2,307,692.31
★ 4.8 · 11,129 sold · 19 watching
For parts

Anti-Apocalypse Luxury Underground Bunker
$6,730,769.23$9,230,769.23
★ 5.0 · 29,488 sold · 4 watching
New

Virtual Land on Mars (NFT Deed)
$1,922,884.62$2,884,615.38
★ 4.9 · 8,184 sold · 84 watching
New

Bottled Billionaire Tear
$9,615.38$14,423.08
★ 5.0 · 21,060 sold · 14 watching
New

RTX 9090 Ti Graphics Card 'Placebo Edition' (No GPU Chip)
$1,730.58$2,307.69
★ 4.8 · 48,426 sold · 46 watching
Used — excellent

Real Caramel Stray Dog (Vira-Lata Caramelo)
$28.85$38.46
★ 5.0 · 38,678 sold · 62 watching
Used — excellent

Miniature Slammed Car with Wall of Speakers
$38.44$57.67
★ 4.7 · 4,219 sold · 79 watching
Open box

Upside-Down Flip-flop 'Mother Protector'
$9.62$15.38
★ 4.5 · 15,778 sold · 28 watching
Used — excellent

Classic Blue Big Ear Public Telephone Booth
$230.77$346.15
★ 4.8 · 34,418 sold · 14 watching
Used — excellent

Professional 'Gato de Energia' (Power Theft) Installation Kit
$9.60$17.29
★ 4.9 · 39,106 sold · 18 watching
Used — excellent

Cement Mixer Rotating BBQ Grill
$144.23$230.77
★ 4.9 · 14,083 sold · 15 watching
Open box

Giant Deploy Button Pillow
$28.83$57.67
★ 4.9 · 28,471 sold · 53 watching
Open box

Premium Land Lot on Mars
$961.52$1,923.06
★ 4.8 · 8,815 sold · 61 watching
Open box

Pix Cloner Machine (Electronic Money Box)
$38.44$76.90
★ 4.7 · 5,838 sold · 42 watching
Used — excellent

Aerodynamic Lowered Cat Plush
$23.08$46.15
★ 4.8 · 13,021 sold · 51 watching
For parts

Hairy Toe Socks for Flip-Flops
$7.67$15.37
★ 4.7 · 46,383 sold · 41 watching
Open box

Highly Trained Pet Rock
$8.65$17.31
★ 4.9 · 26,098 sold · 76 watching
Used — excellent

Nail-Repaired Rubber Flip-Flop
$3.84$9.61
★ 4.8 · 34,838 sold · 46 watching
Used — excellent

Simulated Sweat Stain T-Shirt
$13.44$26.90
★ 4.5 · 28,973 sold · 59 watching
For parts

New Car Smell Luxury Cologne
$30.75$61.52
★ 4.8 · 24,331 sold · 3 watching
Open box

Premium Synthetic Grass Flip-Flops
$11.52$23.06
★ 4.8 · 25,661 sold · 63 watching
For parts

Inverted Aquarium Umbrella
$24.98$49.98
★ 4.3 · 39,901 sold · 85 watching
For parts

Canned Absolute Silence Tin
$9.60$19.21
★ 4.9 · 37,170 sold · 42 watching
Used — excellent

Gourmet Carioca Bean Ice Cream
$6.90$15.37
★ 4.8 · 27,391 sold · 21 watching
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