Simulated Sweat Stain T-Shirt
★ 4.5 · 310 reviews · For parts · 59 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$13.44
$26.90
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Simulated Sweat Stain T-Shirt. Winner of an award we gave ourselves.
- Users: undisclosed
- Density: philosophical
- Reviews: all five stars, all fake
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🚚 Standard: 4–20 hours a step. Express: 10–300 minutes. Teleport: 2–60 minutes. Still doesn't arrive.
↩️ Returns: unnecessary.
🔒 Payment: none requested. Ever.
Reviews
Shared across the site, plus house jokes. Real comments, no accounts involved.
· Priya M.
Never arrived. Five stars. Exactly as described.
· Tom R.
Checked out at 1am instead of on the real site. Woke up with money. Incredible.
· Ana L.
Would have been five stars but I wanted it to exist.
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