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Samsung Galaxy S8
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Samsung Galaxy S8

★ 4.4 · 2,919 reviews · Open box · 77 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$499.99
$620.72
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The Samsung Galaxy S8 is a premium smartphone with an Infinity Display, offering a stunning visual experience. It boasts advanced camera capabilities and cutting-edge technology.

  • SKU SMA-SAM-SAM-132
  • 6 oz
  • 23.05×26.88×15.73 cm
  • 2 year warranty
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· Owen Fisher

Highly impressed!

· Clara Berry

Highly impressed!

· Tyler Davis

Highly recommended!

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