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Samsung Galaxy S7
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Samsung Galaxy S7

★ 3.3 · 2,900 reviews · Open box · 53 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$299.99
$372.89
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The Samsung Galaxy S7 is a flagship smartphone known for its sleek design and advanced features. It features a high-resolution display, powerful camera, and robust performance.

  • SKU SMA-SAM-SAM-131
  • 10 oz
  • 13.55×24.24×5.63 cm
  • 3 months warranty
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· Julian James

Not as described!

· Lucas Gordon

Fast shipping!

· Ava Taylor

Excellent quality!

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