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Rolex Datejust Women
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Rolex Datejust Women

★ 2.9 · 4,059 reviews · Used — excellent · 36 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$10,999.99
$13,085.88
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The Rolex Datejust Women's watch is an iconic timepiece designed for women. With a timeless design and a date complication, it offers both elegance and functionality.

  • SKU WOM-ROL-ROL-192
  • 3 oz
  • 23.23×7.19×28.95 cm
  • 5 year warranty
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· Benjamin Wilson

Not as described!

· Madison Collins

Highly impressed!

· Lucas Gray

Very satisfied!

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