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Rolex Cellini Moonphase
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Rolex Cellini Moonphase

★ 2.6 · 2,235 reviews · For parts · 69 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$12,999.99
$15,761.38
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The Rolex Cellini Moonphase is a masterpiece of horology, featuring a moon phase complication and exquisite design. It reflects Rolex's commitment to precision and elegance.

  • SKU MEN-ROL-ROL-096
  • 2 oz
  • 26.06×25.19×13.17 cm
  • 6 months warranty
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· Ella Adams

Poor quality!

· Leo Rivera

Very satisfied!

· Emma Miller

Very pleased!

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