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Absurd · since 2026
The Void Store
We ship nothing. Literally.
★ 5 seller rating · 6 items · 0 shipped, ever
Pet Rock, Deluxe Edition
$0.99
★ 4.9 · 10,216 sold · 62 watching
New
The Moon
$99,000,000
★ 5.0 · 42,194 sold · 20 watching
Used — excellent
Jar of Silence
$19.00
★ 4.7 · 45,070 sold · 52 watching
Used — excellent
One Hour of Free Time
$250.00
★ 4.9 · 20,953 sold · 55 watching
For parts
An Apology From Your Ex
$9.99
★ 4.8 · 13,423 sold · 49 watching
Open box
A Good Night's Sleep
$199.00
★ 5.0 · 29,772 sold · 40 watching
New