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Luxury · since 2021

Dopamine Shop Luxury

Dopamine Shop Luxury. Every item, zero dollars. Ships never.

★ 4.859999999999999 seller rating · 30 items · 0 shipped, ever
Private Island (Starter Size)
Private Island (Starter Size)
$4,200,000
★ 4.8 · 4,631 sold · 51 watching
Open box
Diamond-Encrusted Toilet
−20%
Diamond-Encrusted Toilet
$1,250,000$1,562,500
★ 4.9 · 26,020 sold · 74 watching
New
Solid Gold Yacht
Solid Gold Yacht
$8,800,000
★ 4.8 · 24,934 sold · 70 watching
Used — excellent
A Genuinely Real Dinosaur
A Genuinely Real Dinosaur
$30,000,000
★ 5.0 · 41,003 sold · 73 watching
Open box
The Moon (Northern Hemisphere)
−20%
The Moon (Northern Hemisphere)
$99,000,000$123,750,000
★ 4.8 · 23,189 sold · 39 watching
For parts
Lifetime Supply of Helicopters
Lifetime Supply of Helicopters
$5,400,000
★ 4.8 · 9,622 sold · 54 watching
Used — excellent
Personal Cloud (Fluffy)
Personal Cloud (Fluffy)
$240,000
★ 4.8 · 23,021 sold · 29 watching
For parts
Private Space Station
−20%
Private Space Station
$62,000,000$77,500,000
★ 4.7 · 3,803 sold · 37 watching
Open box
Active Volcano (Dormant-ish)
−30%
Active Volcano (Dormant-ish)
$14,000,000$20,000,000
★ 4.9 · 16,480 sold · 28 watching
New
Castle With Working Moat
Castle With Working Moat
$7,600,000
★ 4.8 · 35,827 sold · 23 watching
Open box
Submarine (Glass-Bottom)
−20%
Submarine (Glass-Bottom)
$3,300,000$4,125,000
★ 4.8 · 40,365 sold · 67 watching
For parts
Your Own Time Zone
−20%
Your Own Time Zone
$1,800,000$2,250,000
★ 5.0 · 41,779 sold · 11 watching
Open box
Floating Infinity Pool (Personal)
Floating Infinity Pool (Personal)
$6,800,000
★ 4.5 · 18,763 sold · 85 watching
Open box
Robot Butler (Fully Sentient)
Robot Butler (Fully Sentient)
$4,400,000
★ 4.2 · 19,223 sold · 79 watching
Open box
Hot Air Balloon Mansion
−15%
Hot Air Balloon Mansion
$2,900,000$3,411,764.71
★ 3.9 · 1,800 sold · 8 watching
New
Glass Treehouse Estate
Glass Treehouse Estate
$5,100,000
★ 4.4 · 35,172 sold · 10 watching
New
Personal Aurora Generator
Personal Aurora Generator
$18,000,000
★ 4.2 · 11,189 sold · 3 watching
For parts
Underground Bunker Resort
−15%
Underground Bunker Resort
$9,400,000$11,058,823.53
★ 3.8 · 34,467 sold · 61 watching
Open box
Floating Restaurant
−15%
Floating Restaurant
$7,700,000$9,058,823.53
★ 3.9 · 15,930 sold · 10 watching
Used — excellent
Private Lighthouse
Private Lighthouse
$3,600,000
★ 4.0 · 438 sold · 64 watching
Used — excellent
Climate-Controlled Desert
−50%
Climate-Controlled Desert
$54,000,000$108,000,000
★ 4.8 · 28,242 sold · 20 watching
Used — excellent
Bottled Lightning (10-Pack)
Bottled Lightning (10-Pack)
$990,000
★ 4.2 · 33,713 sold · 5 watching
For parts
Private Space Elevator
−38%
Private Space Elevator
$88,000,000$141,935,483.87
★ 4.4 · 44,835 sold · 31 watching
Open box
Personal Glacier
Personal Glacier
$24,000,000
★ 4.7 · 28,804 sold · 50 watching
New
Floating City Block
Floating City Block
$120,000,000
★ 4.5 · 5,414 sold · 74 watching
Used — excellent
Diamond Skateboard
−20%
Diamond Skateboard
$2,400,000$3,000,000
★ 4.6 · 27,907 sold · 67 watching
Open box
Gold Helicopter Pad
Gold Helicopter Pad
$6,900,000
★ 4.9 · 660 sold · 32 watching
New
Talking Statue of Yourself
−25%
Talking Statue of Yourself
$1,500,000$2,000,000
★ 4.2 · 29,215 sold · 21 watching
Open box
Weather Machine Sunny-Only
−15%
Weather Machine Sunny-Only
$41,000,000$48,235,294.12
★ 4.6 · 29,485 sold · 5 watching
For parts
Private Coral Reef
−20%
Private Coral Reef
$17,000,000$21,250,000
★ 4.9 · 1,660 sold · 84 watching
New