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Vivo V9
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Vivo V9

★ 3.6 · 2,976 reviews · Open box · 61 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$299.99
$364.38
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The Vivo V9 is a smartphone known for its sleek design and emphasis on capturing high-quality selfies. It features a notch display, dual-camera setup, and a modern design.

  • SKU SMA-VIV-VIV-135
  • 4 oz
  • 19.85×21.83×13.04 cm
  • 2 year warranty
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Reviews

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· Logan Lawson

Very unhappy with my purchase!

· Layla Young

Awesome product!

· Asher Scott

Great value for money!

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