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Tennis Racket
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Tennis Racket

★ 4.0 · 3,299 reviews · Used — excellent · 64 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$49.99
$62.18
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The Tennis Racket is an essential piece of equipment used in the sport of tennis. It features a frame with strings and a grip, allowing players to hit the tennis ball.

  • SKU SPO-BRD-TEN-152
  • 7 oz
  • 17.7×16.38×18.74 cm
  • 5 year warranty
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· Mason Parker

Poor quality!

· Gabriel Bailey

Highly impressed!

· Lincoln Kelly

Highly recommended!

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