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Selfie Lamp with iPhone
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Selfie Lamp with iPhone

★ 3.6 · 2,501 reviews · Used — excellent · 38 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$14.99
$18.60
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The Selfie Lamp with iPhone is a portable and adjustable LED light designed to enhance your selfies and video calls. Attach it to your iPhone for well-lit photos.

  • SKU MOB-GAD-SEL-110
  • 10 oz
  • 5.26×13.84×22.83 cm
  • Lifetime warranty
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· Luke Cooper

Highly recommended!

· Caleb Perkins

Poor quality!

· Benjamin Wilson

Highly recommended!

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