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Red Shoes
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Red Shoes

★ 3.3 · 4,002 reviews · New · 38 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$34.99
$42.51
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The Red Shoes make a bold statement with their vibrant red color. Whether for a party or a casual outing, these shoes add a pop of color and style to your wardrobe.

  • SKU WOM-FAS-SHO-189
  • 10 oz
  • 15.21×11.62×22.63 cm
  • No warranty
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Time left 3h 55m
Starting bid $34.99.
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· Isabella Anderson

Fast shipping!

· Luna Perez

Awesome product!

· Savannah Gomez

Highly impressed!

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