Plush Capybara, XL
★ 4.9 · 15,900 reviews · New · 48 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$49.00
you pay $0.00
A 60cm capybara. Calm in a way you are not. Recycled fill, machine-washable, never arriving.
- 60cm
- Recycled fill
- Machine wash
1
Auction
Time left 1h 25m
Starting bid $49.00.
🚚 Standard: 4–20 hours a step. Express: 10–300 minutes. Teleport: 2–60 minutes. Still doesn't arrive.
↩️ Returns: unnecessary.
🔒 Payment: none requested. Ever.
Reviews
Shared across the site, plus house jokes. Real comments, no accounts involved.
· Priya M.
Never arrived. Five stars. Exactly as described.
· Tom R.
Checked out at 1am instead of on the real site. Woke up with money. Incredible.
· Ana L.
Would have been five stars but I wanted it to exist.
Ask Tiny Giants
They reply instantly. The box still does not.
