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iPhone X
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iPhone X

★ 2.5 · 2,767 reviews · Open box · 17 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$899.99
$1,119.25
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The iPhone X is a flagship smartphone featuring a bezel-less OLED display, facial recognition technology (Face ID), and impressive performance. It represents a milestone in iPhone design and innovation.

  • SKU SMA-APP-IPH-124
  • 1 oz
  • 21.88×24.19×14.19 cm
  • 3 months warranty
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· Tyler Davis

Highly recommended!

· Aria Parker

Great product!

· Lily Torres

Not as described!

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