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iPhone 5s
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iPhone 5s

★ 2.8 · 2,710 reviews · New · 50 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$199.99
$229.64
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The iPhone 5s is a classic smartphone known for its compact design and advanced features during its release. While it's an older model, it still provides a reliable user experience.

  • SKU SMA-APP-IPH-121
  • 2 oz
  • 5.29×18.38×17.72 cm
  • Lifetime warranty
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Time left 16m 12s
Starting bid $199.99.
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· Jace Smith

Highly recommended!

· Logan Torres

Not as described!

· Harper Kelly

Very satisfied!

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