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Dress Pea
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Dress Pea

★ 4.9 · 3,831 reviews · Open box · 23 watching · 0 returns (nothing to return)
$49.99
$60.73
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The Dress Pea is a stylish and comfortable dress with a pea pattern. Perfect for casual outings, it adds a playful and fun element to your wardrobe, making it a great choice for day-to-day wear.

  • SKU WOM-BRD-DRE-180
  • 1 oz
  • 28.51×20.99×12.58 cm
  • 2 year warranty
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· Harper Turner

Fast shipping!

· Luna Russell

Not worth the price!

· Michael Johnson

Would not buy again!

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